WHA' HOPPONED?

No idea. I'm awaiting a report from the big meeting over in Basel over the weekend. God the excitement! And in Basel no less, flesh-pot of Europe. If I were a central banker I would demand combat pay for having to spend a weekend in Basel. We simply don't appreciate what these, brave, selfless civil servants do for us. Don't understand much of it either. Reports should be flowing in by tomorrow. I'll be back.